Inspirio

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A Flight to Remember

Matt Schneider

Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! It's a T. It goes "tuh". For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! Daddy Bender, we're hungry.

Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

No! The cat shelter's on to me. There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! Bite my shiny metal ass. We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Ooh, name it after me! I'm Santa Claus!

Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home. Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. I can explain. It's very valuable. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?

You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Kif might! Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… And then the battle's not so bad? Who are those horrible orange men? Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!